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Anonymous: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

Posted 14 Sep
semisomna:

perma-fried ^^aka june/july 2014
Posted 14 Sep
Posted 14 Sep
bclaazy:

ok

May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.

(Source: my-skinny-state-of-mind, via baearth)

Posted 14 Sep
cannula-lingus:

thank you jesus, its real